- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

World Peace

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

I dislike old people.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Microsoft Windows

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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