Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

My mom just died....

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

cot!

An asian walks out of math class

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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