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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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