- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

You know George Washington? He died.

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

My butt!!!!

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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