What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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i fondle myself every night....

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Your mom goes to college

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Justin Bieber

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