- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Time flies like a banana.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Tennesse

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

Poop