Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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knock knock your gay

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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im black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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