Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

come along children

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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