- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Hey, Max!!

roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Hi colton

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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