- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Knock knock Who's there? What.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

A horse walks into a bar...n

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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