- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What time is it? 12:03 AM

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