- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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