Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A black goes to college

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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hi

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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potatoes

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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women's lacrosse.

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Anti Joke

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