why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Bumsniffer

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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