Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Mexicans working in an office

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

My butt!!!!

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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