A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Your life That's the joke

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Sea World Japan.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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