- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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