- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? awkward silence What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? Awkward silence....huh?

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Knock knock It's open, come in.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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