What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

This is not a good joke.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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