- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

You're so straight!

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

George Bush.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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