- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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