- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

Women's rights.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Women's Basketball.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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