What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

A man. That is all.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

penis that is all

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Hey Caleb.

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