Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Get in the van

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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SPAMS!!!

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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