Mexicans working in an office

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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A seal walks into a club.

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My butt!!!!

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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