- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Whats 0+0 0

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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