Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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dj miky

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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You cannot invite, hire people for money and expect loyalty Red, you need to make them earn the right to work for you, merits, background checks, consistency, friend, I can help you with a lot of my own experience, what saddens me about you being the leader, is that you have a good heart. And you are naive, a dangerous combination, if anyone such as Jonas shows up again, your life may be in danger, I mean you know who I am talking about.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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