Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Plenty of things but you already knew that.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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