- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Lets make like trees and stand still

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

a show horse jumps over a bar

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

My Girlfriend

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

whats worse than flunking math? death.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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