What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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My butt!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Anal cheese curds.

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25

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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