- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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