A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Come in

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What is brown and sticky?

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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My butt!!!!

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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your face.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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