- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

My Girlfriend

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

i like potatoes

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Mexicans working in an office

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A seal walks into a club.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

My butt!!!!

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