Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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