there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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oops

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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your momma's an antijoke

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why did the man die? he got shot

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