- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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