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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

womans rights

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Lets make like trees and stand still

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

gay marriage.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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