- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Frown is a four letter word.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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