A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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your mother is so lesbian

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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