Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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My Girlfriend

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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