What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Justin Bieber

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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666 im christian

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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I am a real homosexual

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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