Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Sea World Japan.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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