Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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