- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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