- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

My butt!!!!

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Anal cheese curds.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Thumbs this up

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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