A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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