What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Nah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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