I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Y2K

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

NEVER

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

The WNBA

Pavel Novak

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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