A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Can I touch it?

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Women's Rights

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

women's rights.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Hey what time is it. 3:15

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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