What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Anti Joke

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