Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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