whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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stuff and dogs {()}

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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dog

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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