- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

What is brown and sticky?

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

French people

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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