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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Pavel Novak

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Womens rights.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

404 Error: Joke not found

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Anal cheese curds.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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