Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Don't rape me!

beiber i straight

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

womans rights

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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