- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

NEVER

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

The WNBA

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Pavel Novak

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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