Windows Vista

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

corey is a nipplepotomus

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

People Eating Tasty Animals

A black person in the NHL

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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