What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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A depressed gay teenager goes to his boyfriend’s house. Why and what happens? Shaun was often discriminated against for being homosexual. He always tried to be positive and a good person, but when his parents disowned him, Shaun couldn’t help but feel alone and unloved. Upset, Shaun went to his boyfriend’s house to seek comfort from his lover. Sunny, his boyfriend, immediately told Shaun that he loved him and things will get better for both of them. A year later, Shaun rebuilds his relationship with his old family and they apologize for their lack of understanding. Sunny and Shaun are very close emotionally, and wish to get married. However, they live in Texas, where marriage is outlawed. Shaun’s family agrees to help aid the couple financially in their marriage. They help Sunny and Shaun move to New York City where they had a successful gay marriage and pursued their dreams of becoming a video-game character designer/artist and a professional hop-hop dancer, respectively. They adopt their first child two months later and raise their child positively, and adopt her younger sister five months after that. The two daughters love their two dads and grow up to be a successful NASA scientist and a talented singer, respectively. Sunny and Shaun live a long, happy life together filled with love, happy, and joy. They die peacefully in their nineties.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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