- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

A horse walks into a bar...n

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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