- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Poopsack Jones

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Obama.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Jews for Jesus

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

An Irishman stays home

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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