Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Real jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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whats gay ? you

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Women's Golf

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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